Learned Lag

That Little Elfin Woman

A blah day for each of us.

Michael > Ryan

Literally no idea where that answer came from. None at all.

Three, Three, Three in a Row

The Sad Puppies can go suck it.

Amanda Apologizes to Adam Goldberg

George didn't recognize the name either -- he googled it because he thought he was misremembering the actor's name.

The Midpoint

"Volstagg" is indeed the fat, jolly one. It's a takeoff on "Falstaff".

It's TWENTY Times the Size

An absurd amount, it really is.

Taking the Ls

Neither of us is optimistic about this day, but we mostly don't feel dumb about it.

It's Due South of Pittsburgh

The city was founded in the 1880s, via the consolidation of Big Lick and Old Lick. No, really.

George Should Have Said Grackles

It's the only bird he knows about. Not that he actually knows what they are.

"Got Your Nose" Is Not a Letter

Seemed like kind of an easy day today. Except for that one.