Learned Lag

It‘s the Tryptophan‘s Fault

A rough day for each of us. We drown our sorrows in leftover gravy.

Giving Thanks for Knowing Stuff

It's a good way to start a long weekend, that's for certain.

We Can‘t Pronounce Anything

It has been brought to our attention that May-lay is not right either.

Nope, Ford Bought the Rights

And the stadium was publicly financed, because of course the Ford family couldn't come up with two nickels to rub together. The worst thing about football is everything.

we are so tired

Not that it's an excuse. Sometimes the coin just don't land right.

She Also Won the Booker Prize

I mean, come on. Gérard Depardieu as Columbus? Orlando Bloom as a crusader? Russell Crowe as Robin Hood? Scott has had enough stinkers to fill an ODS.

Right Path, Wrong Stones

It's good to see the "Oh, I know this Jeopardy question because it was just on LearnedLeague!" pipeline going the other way every now and then.

The Worst Head-to-Head Yet

You know what, screw it, I'm leaving in all the dumb cat yowling.

Flags Are Dumb Anyway

Keno comes from China, where instead of numbers, they use characters from a classic poem.

Rule 4 Is Not Actually a Rule, But It Should Still Be Followed

Amanda initially read it as "Stemutation". That is not the first time that bad kerning has (almost) screwed one or more of us up, so read unfamiliar words closely.