Learned Lag

Insomnia Works

Get a child to wake you up early. Apparently it does wonders for percolation.

Great Day, Perhaps

George's superpower is picking up trivia about shows he does not actually watch.

Three Total Whiffs

Rough day. Rooough day.

You Either Skate It Or You Don’t

Root words are a dangerous game.

*poink*

Katy Perry, one of the great poets of the 20th Century.

Sorry About Friday

Well, now George is somehow more confused at that "beating your swords" thing, because it seems awfully specific.

Rule One: Read Every Word in the Question

The MPAA didn't trademark the "X" rating, which is why porn uses it.

Math Can Pop Up in the Oddest Places

George was legit boggled when Amanda first told him how she figured out the radio frequency.

None of These Questions Is About Hitler

Grapefruits are also hybrids. But not of grapes.

Lot of Outlaws Back Then

Come onnn other forms of solitaire!