Learned Lag

Warning: Contains Two (2) Swears

They're both on Q5. Same swear, twice.

Read Every Word in the Question

Apparently, the main defense against theft is bolting a plate to the bottom of your car.

Amanda's Point -- And She Does Have One...

Are we still in stereo? Sorry about that.

An Extended Ooof

Sometimes you think, but therefore you aren't. Correct. About the answers.

Turns Out It Was King George's Middle Name

We are entering a new Lavender Scare era. Please call your representatives.

Oops Wrong Rust Belt City

Also, that painting is *probably* in that museum but it's been stolen so many times that who really knows for sure?

The Earworm Cometh

David Pilkey goes by "Dav" but pronounces it "Dave" because it's a joke about a nametag maker that broke when he worked at Pizza Hut.

Ratel Don't Caaare

Sometimes one can assemble small chunks of knowledge into an actual guess.

A Rule Three Day

The song was on a Wham! album but the single is credited to George Michael. Sure, that makes sense.

Boy, If Life Were Only Like This

Slow start to the week. Gotta knock the rust off.