Learned Lag

Swing for the Fences

You know how they determined the geographic center of the United States? They cut a big piece of cardboard and moved it around on a pin until it balanced.

Should Have Been Called the Painlevé Line

Seriously, why were there so many sitcoms that looked like documentaries with no explanations?

Flagrant Rule Three Violations

The cat was offended that George didn't know the sixth nation.

Long Weekend Is Over

Rise and grind, triviaheads.

Going Into the Long Weekend With a Resounding Meh

He shoulda called it Sockdolager.

Nope, Not Late at All

A pretty good day turned into an absolute crapshow trying to record last night.

Too Many Parallels

George categorically refuses to learn French things, Vietnamese things, or female artists.

Actually, Many Other Flags Use It Too

See if you can tell where we had to pause because George always forgets not to drink milk before recording.

Sorry, HookerR

Amanda inverts her categories, and a layup for the Australians in one of George's worst areas doesn't help.

First Week Is in the Books

Don't ask how long ago Amanda's grad school was.